Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Handling Health Concerns: The Smith Family’s Path to Well-Being
Several members of the Smith family, including the well-known Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, their children Jaden and Willow, and Jada’s mother Adrienne Banfield-Norris, recently appeared on “Red Table Talk” to talk about some health problems they’ve been experiencing. Their earnest discussion highlights the importance of health and wellbeing, a matter that concerns all of us.
Prioritizing Jaden’s well-being
In the episode, 21-year-old Jaden discussed his severe gastrointestinal issues. Even though he experienced criticism for adopting a vegan diet, he stressed the value of prioritizing his health over all other considerations. Jaden’s bravery in revealing his issues can serve as inspiration for anyone who is hesitant to ask for help because they are worried about what other people will think.
Nutritional Adjustments for Optimal Well-Being
To address Jaden’s health concerns, the family consulted renowned physicians Dr. Mark Hyman and nutritionist Mona Sharma. Dr. Hyman concluded that Jaden’s issues stemmed from consuming the wrong foods. He prescribed specific dietary changes and supplements to address any deficiencies.
When it was discovered that dairy and gluten were aggravating Jaden’s illness, they moved to get them out of his diet. Considering his vegetarian diet, it also became imperative to address his vitamin and omega-3 deficiencies. Jaden felt confident that adhering to these dietary adjustments would significantly improve his health and allow him to continue inspiring others.
An Unsettling Incident and the Need for Modifications
Jaden’s severe diet from September produced unsettling outcomes. He freely admitted to being under the weather, which was evident. When he was admitted to the hospital in Australia due to nausea and vertigo, his family was quite worried and acted immediately.
Motivating Route to Health
The Smiths have never held back when discussing their struggles with both mental and physical health. Will recently shared his experience getting a colonoscopy, which was a big deal for him. During the procedure, a polyp was discovered and removed, underscoring the significance of regular medical examinations.
Will emphasized that there are invaluable long-term benefits to leading a healthier lifestyle, even though it could be challenging at first. By sharing their personal stories, they hope to encourage others to take charge of their health and to extend life and promote well-being.
The Smith family’s candid discussion on “Red Table Talk” reveals their proactive approach to dealing with health-related concerns. They want to inspire everyone to prioritize their health and live long, healthy lives by being open and sharing their road to wellbeing.
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