The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Helen: “No, the gardener did.”
BREAKING NEWS: CÉLINE DION’S HEARTBREAKING DETAILlS!
Her older sister, Claudette, expressed concern over Céline’s condition, revealing that she “doesn’t have control over her muscles.” Despite her unwavering work ethic and desire to return to the stage, the progressive and incurable nature of the syndrome poses significant challenges. Claudette emphasized the limited research into this rare condition due to its rarity, affecting only one in a million cases.
Stiff person syndrome can severely impact mobility, sometimes turning sufferers into ‘human statues.’ While rumors circulated about Céline being wheelchair-bound, Claudette refuted them, emphasizing her determination and joy for life. Céline remains committed to her comeback plans, following her doctors’ care plan in Denver.
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