A man on a fIight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied.
A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, I’ll let you use the ladies’ room, but on one condition – don’t touch the buttons on the wall! The man breathed a sigh of reIief while sitting on the toilet, and his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall. The buttons were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”.
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked “WW” and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, Wow, this is strangeIy pleasant, women really have it made!
Still curious, he pressed the button marked “WA” and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
This is amazing!” he thought, Men’s rooms having nothing like this! He then pressed the button marked “PP”, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately appIied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked “ATR”, and then everything went black. When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, “What happened to me?! The last thing I remember, I was in the Iadies’ room on a plane!
The nurse replied, Yes, I’m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the ‘ATR’ button, which stands for ‘Automatic Tampon Remover.’
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The renowned Olympic gold medallist Simone Biles has been compelled to answer recent pregnancy rumors that were generated by a picture of her wearing tight apparel.
Two days prior, Biles, 26, posted pictures of herself having a good time at a football game. She was wearing figure-hugging brown attire that emphasized her figure and a camouflage jacket.
Upon viewing the images, certain admirers started conjecturing about a possible pregnancy. Social media comments included statements likе “I see a baby bump!!!” and “Omg, she’s pregnant .”
Biles ended the speculation by stating unequivocally that she is not pregnant on her Instagram Story.
Biles is still happy with her husband, Jonathan Owens, whom she married earlier this year, despite the flurry of pregnancy rumors.
Despite having busy schedules as a result of their lucrative jobs in athletics, Biles and Owens manage to keep their relationship cheerful. Biles has already talked about the difficulties of being apart from Owens when he went for his Packers career, stressing that their relationship still prioritizes fun and relaxation despite the distance.
Biles told Olympics.com: “I think we likе to have a lot of fun, but we also likе to relax because, at the end of the day, we both workout so much and our schedules just look so different.”
She added that they take pleasure in a variety of things together, such as therapeutic sessions, friendly competitions, getting their nails done, and getting massages when they have free time.
It’s easy to say that Simone Biles appears to be having a great time in her marriage!
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