We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.
Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.
The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”
This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.
Teenagers find “frozen” creature stuck under car, rushes it to the vet who can’t believe her eyes
Two teenage boys were walking through their local area when they noticed a crowd of people huddled around a car.
As they got closer they tried to make out what the crowd was looking at, but it was the strangest site.
A creature was just frozen, unable to move.
The boys knew they had to act quickly if this animal was to survive but they had no idea how to help the poor critter.
It was in the Canadian town of Saint Andrews in New Brunswick that friends Jaydon Pettipas and Aidan Hart made the unusual discovery, reports news channel CBC in Canada.
The two teenage boys would be hailed as heroes for their actions before the end of the day.
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