There’s nosy, and then there’s Diane-level nosy. But when she found a pregnancy test in my bathroom and made a shocking announcement, she had no idea just how badly it would backfire.
I was halfway through my morning coffee when I heard it—the soft but unmistakable creak of the upstairs floorboards. My grip on the mug tightened.
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That wasn’t right. My mother-in-law, Diane, was supposed to be using the downstairs guest bathroom. She had no reason to be upstairs.
Frowning, I set my mug down and took the stairs, two at a time. A weird feeling crawled up my spine—part annoyance, part unease. As I rounded the corner into the master bedroom, I froze.
Diane stood in my master bathroom, staring at the counter. No, not just staring—she was fixated. My stomach twisted.
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“Diane?” My voice was sharper than I intended. “That’s… not the guest bathroom.”
She turned slowly, and for a split second, I caught her expression—somewhere between guilt and something else. Excitement? Satisfaction? I couldn’t tell. But what really sent a chill through me was the way she smirked.
She didn’t say a word. Just gave me this knowing little glance, brushed past me, and strolled out like she hadn’t just been caught trespassing in my most private space.
I hesitated, then stepped into the bathroom. My eyes followed hers—straight to the pregnancy test on the counter.
Positive.
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A cold, sinking feeling settled in my gut.
She knew.
I let out a slow breath, gripping the edge of the sink.
What the hell was she doing up here? And more importantly… why did she look so damn pleased?
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Two weeks later, we were at Diane’s house for a big family BBQ, and if I had known the insanity that was about to unfold, I would’ve faked a stomach ache to stay home.
The backyard was packed—uncles manning the grill, kids splashing in the pool, even aunts gossiping in the shade. I was sipping my lemonade, trying to enjoy the warmth of the sun despite the uneasy feeling curling in my gut. Diane had been acting… weird. Smug, almost. Like she had a secret she couldn’t wait to spill.
And then, right as everyone was settling down with their food, she stood, clinking her glass.
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Conversations died down. People turned toward her, waiting, glasses raised.
“To Hayden!” she declared. “To Hayden! May you have a long, healthy life, sweet baby!”
A puzzled murmur rippled through the crowd. My father-in-law frowned. “Who’s Hayden?”
Diane beamed at me, eyes shining with triumph. “Your baby, of course! Since I was the first to find out about your pregnancy, I thought it was only right that I name my first grandchild!”
Silence. Thick, suffocating silence.
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My throat went dry. I barely registered the stunned expressions around me. Ethan had turned, his jaw tight, his eyes dark with something between shock and betrayal.
“Why didn’t you tell me?” His voice was low, but there was hurt laced in every syllable.
I blinked at him, completely stunned. “Because I’m not pregnant.”
The silence deepened. Then a wave of confused murmurs.
Diane’s smile faltered. “There’s no need to keep it secret, really! I saw the test!”
I stiffened. “What test?”
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“The one in your bathroom, of course,” she said, her voice still sweet but now tinged with frustration. “There was a positive pregnancy test! You won’t fool me.”
And that’s when it hit me.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I knew exactly whose test that was.
I turned slowly, my stomach twisting into knots, locking eyes with the one person who had been shifting uncomfortably since the toast.
Ethan’s sister.
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Her face was pale, her grip on her wine glass trembling slightly. And just like that, the entire BBQ exploded into chaos.
But over the noise, over the shouting and gasps, I only heard one thing—Ethan’s sister, whispering under her breath:
“Oh, my God.”
The world seemed to freeze. The laughter, the clinking of silverware, the soft hum of conversation—gone. All that remained was the weight of Megan’s words, hanging in the air ready to drop.
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Diane looked like she had just been slapped across the face. Her glass trembled in her grip. “Wh-what?” she choked out.
Megan, arms crossed over her chest, squared her shoulders. “You heard me,” she said, voice even. “It was mine. Mom, Dad! I’m pregnant.”
A sharp inhale swept through the family. Someone’s fork clattered onto their plate. My father-in-law, Thomas, blinked his jaw slack.
Diane opened and closed her mouth like a fish, but no words came out. When she finally found her voice, it was small and shaky. “Megan, sweetheart, you—you must be joking.”
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Megan let out a dry laugh. “Oh, yeah. Real funny.” Her eyes flashed. “I didn’t tell you because you said—and I quote—you’d kill me if I got pregnant before graduating.”
Gasps, then more whispers. Diane’s face drained of color. “I never said that!”
“Yes, you did, Mom.” Megan’s voice was cold, firm. “And guess what? The people who actually supported me were my brother and his wife.” She gestured toward Ethan and me. “They didn’t judge me. They didn’t threaten me. They let me breathe.”
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Diane looked around frantically as if searching for someone to back her up, but the family just stared—some shocked, some uncomfortable. My father-in-law rubbed his temples, exhaling slowly.
“Megan…” Diane’s voice wavered. “Why—why didn’t you just come to me?”
Megan let out a sharp laugh, shaking her head. “You really want me to answer that?”
Diane swallowed. Her perfect little family image was crumbling right before her eyes.
Megan sighed, rubbing her forehead. “Look, I wasn’t ready to tell anyone, but thanks to you, here we are.” Her glare was razor-sharp. “You were so obsessed with a pregnancy that wasn’t even real, and now that one is, you can’t handle it?”
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Diane opened her mouth, but Megan wasn’t done.
“You named my baby, Mom. You gave a speech about Hayden like you were the one carrying them.” Megan shook her head in disbelief. “Do you even hear yourself?”
Diane’s lips trembled. “I—I just—”
“No,” Megan interrupted. “You just made this about you, like always.”
The silence that followed could’ve shattered glass.
Diane opened her mouth, then shut it again. She struggled to find words, but nothing came out. She looked utterly, completely lost.
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Megan, however, was just getting started. She crossed her arms, tilting her head in mock curiosity. “Oh, and about the baby’s name?”
Diane blinked rapidly, still reeling.
“Yeah,” Megan continued smoothly, glancing around at the stunned family before landing her gaze back on her mother. “I’m either naming them after my brother—” she nodded toward Ethan, “—or after my only real supporter.”
Then, to my absolute delight, she turned to me, flashing a wicked little grin. “Which means Hayden is out.”
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I couldn’t stop the slow smirk that curled on my lips as I took a deliberate sip of my drink. The lemonade was crisp, refreshing, and tasted exactly like revenge.
Diane’s expression twisted—horrified, humiliated, powerless. For once, she wasn’t in control.
Thomas let out a long sigh, rubbing his face. “Jeez,” he muttered under his breath.
Diane, desperate to claw back some dignity, finally snapped, “Well, that’s just ridiculous! Naming your child out of spite?”
Megan raised a brow. “Oh, you mean like how you tried to name my child before even knowing if they existed?”
Diane tried to explain herself but no words came out.
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Megan, satisfied, grabbed her plate and turned toward the buffet table. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to actually enjoy the BBQ before Mom self-destructs.”
Ethan clapped a hand over his mouth, but I saw the way his shoulders shook with barely contained laughter.
Diane looked at me then, her eyes pleading, like I was supposed to help her. I simply raised my glass and took another slow sip.
Maybe next time, she’d learn that sticking her nose where it didn’t belong might just blow up in her face.
Diane turned red, fists clenching at her sides.
Then, through gritted teeth, she spat, “I need another drink.”
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The aftermath of that disastrous BBQ was nothing short of spectacular. Diane, humiliated beyond belief, barely spoke for the rest of the night. She sulked in the corner, sipping wine with a tight-lipped expression. The rest of the family awkwardly tried to pretend they hadn’t just witnessed the most dramatic pregnancy announcement of all time.
Megan, on the other hand, looked lighter, like an unbearable weight had finally lifted off her shoulders. Ethan and I stuck by her side for the rest of the evening, shielding her from Diane’s lingering glares.
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Over the next few weeks, Diane tried to do damage control, but it was too late—the family knew the truth. Some relatives sided with her, mumbling about “respect for parents,” but most saw through her antics.
Megan moved forward with her pregnancy on her terms, setting firm boundaries with her mother. As for me? Well, let’s just say Diane no longer snoops around my house anymore. One unexpected pregnancy scandal was enough to teach her that lesson.
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Thought this was wild? Oh, just wait. Picture this: your MIL invites you, your husband, and your kids on a family trip. Sounds nice, right? Except, at the airport, she drops a demand so insane, it could ruin everything.
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Joyce DeWitt’s Candid Confession Confirms What We All Suspected
Decades may have passed since Three’s Company graced our screens, but its laughter still echoes in our hearts.
With unforgettable characters and side-splitting misunderstandings, this classic sitcom revolutionized the genre. Now, Joyce DeWitt reveals what really made the show a timeless treasure…
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From the hilarious antics of three single roommates to the unforgettable performances of John Ritter and Suzanne Somers, Three’s Company remains a beloved staple of American television. It’s hard to believe it’s been 40 years since the series finale aired on ABC, yet its charm and humor still resonate today.
To illustrate how long ago Three’s Company became a hit, I just watched the intro. Seeing the shots from Santa Monica Pier during the show’s prime reminds me of how much has changed since they filmed there.
Sadly, neither John Ritter nor Suzanne Somers are with us anymore; both were taken from us far too soon. But keeping the spirit of Three’s Company alive is Joyce DeWitt, 75, who shares her vibrant stories and cherished memories from the beloved show.
”The most dear, precious, tender – and utterly unexpected – experiences that have come from working in ‘Three’s Company’ are the many, many adults who have told me that ‘Three’s Company’ was a safe haven they could count on during their teen years – for some, the only safe haven,” Joyce DeWitt told US Weekly.
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Starring as Janet Wood alongside John Ritter and Suzanne Somers, DeWitt became a television icon and she was such a day brightener for millions.
She appeared in 171 episodes of the show between 1976 and 1984.
“It was such a gift. I mean, it was iconic. But who would have thought it?” Joyce DeWitt told The Spec. “All we were trying to do was make people laugh. When I think about it, the show was really an attempt to do a contemporary version of a 16th-century farce. It was about silliness running wild. I mean, we were talking about serious issues at times, but that was always somewhere underneath.”
“John Ritter used to say, ‘We don’t want people to just laugh but to fall over their couch laughing,’” she added. “The real issue was always the depth of friendship and the love those characters had for each other. That’s what drew people to them.”
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After Three’s Company ended, DeWitt stepped away from the spotlight for over a decade before making her comeback to acting.
Yet, no matter what she has accomplished or plans to do in the future, the vast majority will always connect her with that iconic show. And there’s a very simple reason for that, according to DeWitt.
“It was a ‘time out’ from the oppressive, challenging, difficult circumstances they were navigating in their young lives,” DeWitt says and adds:
“And, oh by the way, they say the characters also did stupid, crazy stuff that made them laugh. But it was the love, trust and support of the characters, one to the other, that made them lifelong fans.”
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When you look at unedited photos from the Three’s Company set, the camaraderie among the cast shines through, especially in the images of Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers, who played the beloved Chrissy Snow.
Both actresses delivered iconic performances, portraying young women navigating a male-dominated industry. They contributed just as much to the show’s success as John Ritter, and in those early days, their smiles in photos tell a story of friendship and collaboration.
Yet, beneath the laughter, tensions simmered. While Somers was celebrated for her role as “the dumbest blonde in America,” her fight for equal pay created rifts that would grow over time. As she demanded a 500% salary increase — from $30,000 to $150,000 — her relationship with DeWitt became strained. The set, once filled with joy, was now fraught with conflict.
Somers had always viewed the show as a business among serious actors, and she realized that her approach annoyed her co-stars.
Somers was ultimately fired but had to finish the fifth season under strange circumstances. Isolated from her castmates, she filmed her scenes through bizarre phone calls, escorted by security. The tension escalated, leading to a heartbreaking split between Somers and DeWitt.
For over 30 years, they didn’t speak, a silence that seemed hard to reconcile when you viewed their early years together.
”They painted me as she’s trying to ruin the show,” Somers said in 2020. “So, I never talked to anybody on that show ever again. Ever again.”
Some speculated that DeWitt’s rivalry contributed to Somers’ exit, but it was ultimately the salary negotiations that drove a wedge between them.
Their differing circumstances — Somers as a single mother needing financial security versus DeWitt’s focus on her craft — further complicated their relationship.
“We had very different approaches to our careers,” DeWitt said of the relationship between her and Somers following the show. “We had very different needs. I did not have a child that I was supporting on my own. I didn’t have a business head, so I didn’t understand someone who did.”
However, in a beautiful twist, the two finally reunited in February 2012 on Somers’ talk show, Breaking Through. It was clear that they had buried the hatchet.
The former co-stars shared a heartfelt hug, and their open conversation about the past offered a glimpse of healing.
DeWitt expressed her deep respect for Somers’s accomplishments, saying, “You went up against ruthlessness, and it came down, but what you’ve gone on to do is immeasurable.” This moment highlighted the strength of their journey and the power of reconciliation. The two actresses remained friends until Somers’s tragic passing in 2023.
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In the interview with US Weekly, DeWitt spoke fondly of her late co-stars, paying tribute to their lasting impact. Reflecting on Somers, who passed away from breast cancer, DeWitt described her as ”absolutely wonderful.”
She also honored Ritter, who died in 2003 during heart surgery, calling him ”a true gift.”
As we revisit the photos from Three’s Company, we are transported back to a different, happier time—one brimming with laughter, friendship, and unforgettable moments. These images from the set not only celebrate the joy the cast brought to our screens but also highlight the enduring legacy they have left behind.
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RIP John Ritter and Suzanne Somers – gone but never forgotten!
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