Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
The model, who underwent 74 plastic surgeries, boasted of her results in Christmas photos
Can you believe that Jessica Alves, 40, has had 74 plastic surgeries?
The girl enthusiastically shares her gorgeous images of herself on the internet. Alves never passes up the chance to showcase plastic surgery on his social media profile. Alves gained the support of the crowd a few days ago when he participated in a picture session by the pool in front of the spectators.
Online users, however, were incensed by this behavior. A few of them left extremely offensive comments on her social media accounts.
“How did you get into this situation?”
“Why none of the surgeons declined is beyond me. Is it not apparent to you that she is insane?
“A case that was overlooked,”
And why? Is fame really the motivation behind it?,
“Why waste life in that way? It’s just one thing.”
“I can only image how nerve-wracking 74 body plastic surgery procedures can be,”
“What a miserable woman. She requires expert assistance.,
Internet users react on this article with the sentiment, “It’s a shame.”
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